Thursday, June 14, 2007

Marchetta: A Never Ending Week

We're back to the Marchettas. Ready for a seemingly endless update???(to suit how endless this week felt when I was playing it). Here's Tanzie:

Told from Tanzie's point of view (with some help) for 7 days:





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Ummm Tanzie??? Where are you??? Well, we'll just wander around the house then...

Oh, another crisis, I did think I smelled smoke...Thank goodness for the sprinkler systems!



Oh hey Tanzie, how are you??



How do you think I am?!? Another one of my customers just combusted in the hot tub!!!



Hormones... who knew they incorporated them into The Sims 2??Whoa, what are you doing?



I am off man hunting! I need to escape before I self-combust! My reputation, thanks to my business, is bound to be considered hot to men. I need one right now! Men are the only things that could possible fix my horrible life.



Poor thing... she really doesn't understand how men work... so young... so naiive...Tanzie!! Are you gambling???



Yeah, there are NO men around here. Besides, I am known as the heiress for a reason.



Definately not on account of your IQ...There's a man!!!



Ew.



I agree.What about this one???



Look at his brows!!



Too true...*gulp, gulp, gasp, gasp* Ahhh. The best *hic* thing about being a mat *hic* ure adult is being able to drink! *hic*



How many drinks have you had???



A few...Hey there *hic* hot stuff! I know you can't resist my *hic* sexy face, wanna make love?



I have got to get you out of here!!



OK, I am *hic* rather bored. Can we go *hic* shopping?



You just have to pick an activity that involves spending money.Wow, nice duds Tanzie!



Yeah, too bad no man will ever appreciate me in them....



Just wait! I think I see a decent one...Oh for the love of Pete!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING MAXIS???Hey Queen! I found a hot one!! He's perfect.



Errr... are you sure? He's not very good looking.Look! He thinks I am hot!!



Yeah, I wonder why... could it be your endless money? or your hot, young body? maybe it's the fact that people know you as an heiress, although you never inherited anything? Or perhaps it is your innocence or desperation?



Oh, come on! He likes me for my PERSONALITY.



How could I forget about your endless charm??Well I guess I can forget about him teaching our kids how to play catch...

WHAT!! Kids already! Tanzie, you are kind of rushing don't you think?

Nah, he's the one, I swear!Dude! You're blocking a great shot!!Whoops, didn't warn you about Crumplebottom.

What? That harmless little old lady?

HARMLESS! Yeah rig... hey you just flirted, right? But she didn't hit you... yet.She's not going to hit me!! Gee paranoid.

Hey Tanzie, you still think that guy likes you for your "personality"??Whoa! Tanzie, Mr. Lover-boy may NOT be the ONE. You should consider your options...

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ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME???

Fine, we're leaving.What are you doing?

Buying my wedding dress.

WHAT.

He hasn't proposed yet, but he will...

Oh boy.That's a girl Tanzie! If you're gonna invite him over, make sure he's paying, that's good business...WHAT THE $&#@!!! Tanzie! You are making a BAD decision! You should be saving your flower of virg....

Never mind. Why do I bother. It's your life you are screwing over.UGH. You were right about the alcohol intake. I fell horrible.

Something tells me your drinking issue is not at fault...

What?

Nothing.Ahhh. I will ask Thomas to move in tomorrow... we can get married... I will become Mrs. Balty...WTF!!!I need a make-over. NOW!!

Ahem.

TOLD YOU SO!!What did you do to yourself????

I know it is SO bad. I can't invite him over now! I was kind of hung over so I wasn't thinking straight.... Ehmagod, I have to get this fixed, NOW!!Oh Tanzie. I can't believe you got extensions AND a dye job. You are to irresponsible to be a mother.

Shut up. He's here.He moved in, I take it?

Yep.

You'll regret it...Whoa, you're huge!!

Excuse me?!?!?! Do you wanna repeat that??

No... what did you do to your hair!! (note: her hair kept going like this when she was in PJs, I was too lazy to change it in the mirror).

I'll be back later. When you don't look like you are going to throw cake at me...


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My goodness you're hu... looking great!

That's what I thought.

Why are you out here anyway?

Helping out in the greenhouse.

Mr. Perfect can't do it himself? It depresses me seeing the "heiress" working when she's pregnant... it's just not right! It's...

SHUT UP ALREADY!

Point taken (hormones + shrinking bladder + gaining weight = extremely impationate, hormonal, emotional Tanzie).
What's up Tanzie? Mr. Perfect's letting you take a break?
IT'S HAPPENING!!
You don't want to watch (or hear) this, be right back.
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TWINS! DID YOU HAVE CHEESECAKE??? No, you couldn't have had cheesecake, neither of you can cook it... WERE YOU EATING CHEESECAKE AT SOMEONE ELSES HOUSE???
No, calm down. Meet Ava Kyanne Marchetta. And Garren Chase Marchetta.
You're pretty calm about all of this.
I have a wedding to plan.
Oh right.Wow, you look good.
Thanks. What's wrong?
Oh, nothing. Another typical chapter in my life. All the guest showed up, and left. Our party is ruined.
I'm so sorry Tanzie! It's cuz you closed the business, we should of deleted the ticket taker thing before hand.
Whatever.
Well, there she goes...
Sealed with a kiss.
What's this?
We decided to throw the kids a birthday party, might as well make something of the night. Ava Kyanne seems to take after her daddy (ugh).While Garren Chase is really adorable.Usually my sims do this after their wedding to "pro-create" for the first time. You guys are a special case.
The kids seem to be doing well!
Yeah.
Are you sure you're OK.
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TWINS ANYMORE!!! THEY ARE A LOT OF WORK! TOO MUCH!! THEY POOP, AND EAT, AND CRY!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! I WANT OUT!!
Sorry honey. You got yourself into this mess, you'll have to get yourself out of it. Doesn't Thomas do anything.
NO, HE'S TO BUSY 'WORKING OUT'!
K, calm down. I'll take care of this...
ODD PICS
How many pregnant women do you see doing this?

Hehe. I really hate Thomas. I enjoy seeing him in pain. Mrs Crumplebottom gets in the way of a "passionate" moment. She actually never hit them when they were romancing eachother. It was odd.
All the people in Tanzie's business came to greet the new babies.
Tanzie destroys Corbin's beautiful face. He was pretty upse so... she tried to fix it, but ended up getting rid of his hair. He was EXTREMELY devestated. I actually don't mind him bald...
The secret to how Tanzie makes money: she blinds everyone with the lighting and secretly peeks at their cards.

Margaret Stanhope randomely began flirting with Joe (new haircut curtesy of Tanzie). He was Margaret's friend before, in case you were wondering. Then, BAM they crushed and fell in love!! That was odd!!! And should make it interesting, when I get around to playing the Stanhopes again.
Minnie was pretty scarce this round, so I decided to throw in this pic. Garren Chase loves doggies.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Congratulations on the twins! I love twins, but they are a lot of work. lol, poor Corbin. He needs to stay away from Tanzie's makeover chair. ;)

SirenPrincess said...

What a lovely wedding. It looked great.

And twins are fun.

Galena said...

I wonder who Mrs. Crumplebottom is knitting for?

Lovely wedding, even if everyone left.

Ziese52 said...

Too funny that everyone left the wedding. opps! Great update, very funny!